

I watch people attempt it every time I fart in a crowded elevator. I’ve never been to space, but I can confirm trying to scream and hold your breath at the same time is impossible. Not only is that a fresh take on “In space, no one can hear you scream,” it’s more accurate. “You can’t scream and hold your breathe at the same time.” Then again, they probably wanted people to actually see it, so I can understand not going with that idea. It would’ve been kind of cool if they’d done all the marketing in the same period English. This one’s not quite as cool as the one with the creepy goat, but it’s hard to top yourself when you come straight out the gate with a creepy goat.ĪLTERNATE IDEA: The Witch was written entirely in exhaustively-studied, 17th century colonial English vernacular. The Witch is definitely winning the prize for coolest posters. Is it hypocritical to be excited about this when I wasn’t about Anchorman 2 or Dumb and Dumber To? It just seems like Ben Stiller’s movies have aged a little better than the Farrellys’. 2” perfume bottle into an overt sh*t joke.

I admire the restraint it must’ve taken not to make a “Zoolander No. Not to mention, can you believe selfies weren’t a thing yet when the first Zoolander came out? I probably shouldn’t be happy about this movie, but I am. I like this poster a lot, mostly because of the concept, but also because they’ve got a “Spy vs. In following Alvin with Zoolander, we get sort of a tale of two puns here. And who is that guy, Bargain Bin Joseph Gordon-Levitt? I tried to figure it out using the IMDb page and I still have no idea. Alvin is surfing, Theodore is terrified, and Simon is… bemused? And yet their eyes all look exactly the same.
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The more I see Alvin and the Chipmunks posters, the more I appreciate the Peanuts movie for not giving its characters those monstrous, glassy, dead eyes. This one’s fairly straightforward, so I hope the next poster includes a lengthy explanation of collateralized debt.

Anyway, this looks like a case of “Who’s Acting Hardest?” I have to give the slight edge to Pitt, on account of being least recognizable here. This one’s much less conceptual than the last one, which is to be expected when your movie stars Batman, Baby Goose, and Brad Pitt (and also, uh… Maxwell Smart?). This week, we start with a new poster for The Big Short. Welcome back to This Week in Posters, the best movie posters feature on the Internet.
